Hire a designer.

March 3rd, 2008

Boss has decided to hire an additional person because we all want to go back at 7pm. Send your stuff or cv to the birds on the tree.

To compliment, I found a website, which I will not mention here, showing a list of additional services a graphic designer should provide:

    1. research 
    2. costing
    3. strategic planning
    4. communications coordination
    5. project management
    6. quality control

      Kind of scary eh? These cliques are common and scary but its just the way these things go about sometimes. Sounds like big words put together to create a nice impression of things and to create and ensure 100% creative flux. But here are some ways to see things:

      1. sounds something like going online [google.com] or flipping Bob Gill books over and over again.
      2. just ask the account planner to figure it out; you don’t design costings anyway.
      3. make sure your drafts look as polish as possible to help things move faster and avoid picking up calls after 5pm because silly requests usually come in that time.
      4. ask the account executive to do all the talking, make sure your client gets a call everyday for political stability.
      5. make sure the printer is aware that he has a very tight deadline to work on.
      6. warn the printer that if he screws up anything he is in danger and he will have to bear the costings.

      Or another nicer way to look at things:

      1. make sure you have a proper understanding of the current status of your clients product.
      2. work hard along the fine lines of giving the best within a reasonable budget that everyone is happy about.
      3. foresee the future undertakings of the product.
      4. make sure that everyone is on a common ground on things.
      5. things that have to move on must go first before things that are subject to delay can proceed.
      6. recheck over and over again the current status and condition of the final products to get a better picture of the absolute final product.

      Have nothing to say or comment about this. Truth is I thought it would be fun to list down a list of boring designer-must-do-and-very-cliqued list. Be reminded that these are the sort of stuff your school teacher or motivation class guru will tell.

      B.O.R.I.N.G

      International Delete Your MySpace Account Day

      January 29th, 2008

      Today, January 30th happens to be the International Delete Your MySpace Account Day. Reported on blogs everywhere. In conjunction with that, which I will not celebrate, because I have a lot of work to do, so lets be friends instead if you have a MySpace account and plan to keep it.

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      My MySpace account has been plainly lonely & dry for the past few months. I have not many friends on Myspace. Please add me as one if you have an account. (+ you get to listen to some free music!).

      Also, it will be interesting to have a statistical analysis & segmentations of the ranges of MySpace account users who deleted their MySpace account today. Anyone got any updates please inform me.

      Animals in the studio

      January 8th, 2008

      Jack Hanna brought in some friends to visit Larry King in his show. Featured on Larry’s latest podcast. Makes me want to rear a parrot, a chihuahua bulldog breed and a frilled lizard (in the office to make it a more lively space).

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      *Images taken from Larry King’s Podcast (1.4.2008)

      Holiday Reading

      December 19th, 2007

      Here’s something to keep you occupied during the holidays. I might be late to post this up as the website actually has been around since 2005. Nevertheless, historyofbranding.com offers useful insights on some of the worlds best known brands.

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      The Mac or the ‘chick’?

      December 16th, 2007

      This months Macenstein ‘Mac chick’ of the month goes to Morgan Kennedy, who won a 16GB iPod Touch out of it. Morgan, 23, has 300 as one of her favorite movies. Fake Steve doesn’t sound happy about it (at all!) I have problems with this campaign or whatever you call it. I find the Mac far more attractive than the ‘chick’.


      Updated: 17.12

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      DARK FOREST!

      October 31st, 2007

      I’m very very busy with the Kancil Awards website now. Work for the Kancil Annuals have not started yet.

      Just click on the link below to listen to a song that expresses my current feelings:

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      It’s all guitars.

      Edit: I realized I forgot about the bass guitar for the song.

      Spam

      October 23rd, 2007

      Below are images taken from some of the spam mail I get once in a while:

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